4.10.11

Life, it's a numbers game

Linear relationship between waiting to take out the recycling and how much I look like a drunk:

The Discrete Number of miniatures I've painted and mounted in the last 10 months:

Time spent eating cheese in France:

The total amont of plants I have watered in my kitchen:


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I was getting there..

Wine consumption from December 2010 to July 2011 (where one cork = 3 bottles) Shut up, I shared.

Sum of all cockroaches "Brave Little Tailored" in one swipe:
Enlarged to show texture.

Number of caffeinated beverages I drank today:

Frequency with which I wear my new plaid shirt:
Just playin. I got 99 problems, being a hipster aint one.

This post was inspired by the awesomeness of Nosomatic, one of the best blogs available on the double you double you double yous, since before dinosaurs could open doors.

14 Comments:

  1. Rwcats5.10.11

    Love the artwork!!! Your sense of humor shines through!!!! I'm glad you are both doing so well....

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  2. ShanePilgrim5.10.11

    This was a different kind of post and I really enjoyed it. I like that you broke everything down into numbers. 


    January must have been one heck of a month, but hey - enjoy it! Besides, don't you live in France? You can't live in France and not drink wine. It's a requirement...like living in the southern United States and owning an array of guns.

    ~SP

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  3. Erin McCarthy5.10.11

    Well, it was the New Year... 

    /sheepishnessWine is wicked cheep here. You can get a good bottle, 2006 and 2009 were both great years, from my favorite region (Bordeaux) for four dollars american! But I can also get a six pack of beers (german) for 2 euros. I tend to do that...and we don't save the caps/honest.If you liked my mathyness check out http://pst-mod-talko.blogspot.com/2011/05/me-and-math-expression-of-affection.html

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  4. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a direct relationship between recycling and appearing like a drunk, isn't it?  As opposed to an exponential one, which would be a curve?

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  5. No it's a direct relationship between  emptying and *not* recycling them. The more time passing--more you look like a drunk--the increase is exponential, true enough, but the rate is so constant as to not even curve. ;)

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  6. I'll just take yer word for it.

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  7. See that, this is what's a matter with your maths. Round about methods for simple solutions. 

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  8. Justin16.10.11

    Oh. My. Holy figure.

    This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

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  9. ShanePilgrim19.10.11

    Four dollars American for a good bottle of wine?? I'm moving. It's official.


    (Just added a view to your page count in lieu of your latest comment :P)

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  10. Martin Appleby19.10.11

    This is hilarious! Except the cockroaches, that's pretty disgusting. But kudos for eliminating that many in one hit!

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  11. John B.22.10.11

    Why was July such a slow month?! That's disappointing. I couldn't keep track of my corks, because sometimes I buy boxed win.

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  12. Well, beer consumption is up durring the summer. Also boxed wine is highly frowned upon in France, those bastards ;)

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  13. Thanks? I know.It was way gross. 

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  14. This post is fantastic.  Absolutely love it.

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