I'm just your typical cat, lots of posturing and territory disputes, I do play well with others but my sidewalk is my sidewalk, and that's where it ends.
Somewhere during college I stopped giving myself haircuts. This has seriously impacted my level of cool. I'm like Samson in reverse now and sadly my milkshake brings exactly no boys to the yard.
I consider myself more of a geek then a nerd...I don't know any programing languages and my number sense is "meh" at best.
I have no idea what the date is, you couldn't get me to care how long I had been somewhere without waterboarding me. Also, how this conversation started, I am never interested--just keep talking.
I have a heart sickness that only travel can cure. If I live in a city long enough to keep plants I start masturbating to flight plans I dig up on ye olde internet. I play a lot of video games and listen to music like I invented the hobby. I've never really invented anything, but when I was a child I thought I had invented the highest number in the world. I called it, "Infinity-plus-one."
You've heard of it?
Well, what can I say, I'm that good.
3....2.....1....Contact!
